INVESTI-GATE
keep searching
we’ll find it …
eventually
wreckage now a good clue
yellow tape around the crime scene
traces vestiges footprints
much remains to be seen
it won’t be long now
no stone left unturned
watergate
iran-contragate
billygate
benghazigate
trumpgate
and now …
biggest scandal of all
investi-gate
we need to investigate
investi-gate!
find the hidden cause
once and for all
yes yes catastrophes are bad enough
awful in fact
but we must investigate
not knowing the hidden cause
is far worse
well, ok, sure, once we find the hidden cause,
we have to start all over again
but we’ll find it once and for all …
eventually
physics will find the ultimate particle
won’t it?
eventually?
it’s what we do, isn’t it?
investigate?
o dear, another catastrophe!
another alleged crime
well, to work
just got a good lead
hold back the floodgates
while we investigate
it won’t be long now